Saturday, August 22, 2009

A Nymphomaniac and Her Sex Toys

Thank you for Visiting my Blog. Let me introduce myself.

I'm Lucy Lipenna and I'm 25 years old. My job? Hehe, half of you will probably laugh when you read this and the other half will want to know "how do I get a job like that?".

I am a professional Sex Toy Critic and a lingerie model. That's right, I indisputably get paid day in and day out testing new sex toys to be marketed in Canada. And when I'm not getting off on new toys I'm modeling lingerie.

Well for those of you who think this is a dream job, well it is. But let me tell you it takes a special type of girl to take on this role. I am a nymphomaniac for those of you who don't know what that is - I am as horny as a girl can get. I need to have an orgasm at least once every four hours - if I don't, I feel like I can explode.

Now let me tell you that this can be a real inconvenience if you are trying to live a normal life. When I was in high school I had a regular boyfriend and we used to go at it like bunny rabbits. In my room, at my parents house, in the back of his car and even in the school bathroom.

Once my boyfriend left to another city for college I was heartbroken. I was depressed for months. The only thing that would fill the hole, no pun intended - was sex and masturbation. That's where my addiction started.

After high school I tried a few jobs at local offices. Unfortunately for me many of the older men in their 30's found me very attractive and I couldn't resist them. Something about a hard cock in between my legs or in my mouth just made me feel good. The problem is with office relationships is you end up getting fired or humiliated being labeled the office slut.

My best friend Sammy told me that maybe I had a problem with sex and I should go see a skrink. I must have thought about that for a whole 3 seconds before coming to the conclusion that I just loved having orgasms six times a day too much to possibly consider it a "problem".

So I came to the verdict that I was meant to be in the adult industry in one way or another.